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Jan 25
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(Source: gee-living, via ahomeboyslife)

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are these for drunk 12 year olds? seriously, who in their right mind would prefer cookie dough flavored vodka over a regular vodka soda with a twist of lime?! amateur hour, apparently.

are these for drunk 12 year olds? seriously, who in their right mind would prefer cookie dough flavored vodka over a regular vodka soda with a twist of lime?! amateur hour, apparently.

(Source: fuckyeahdrinkin, via youlittleminxx)

Jan 23
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everythingworksoutatsomepoint:

Fuck, this is awesome.

everythingworksoutatsomepoint:

Fuck, this is awesome.

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Jan 22
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(Source: naughtysneaky)

Jan 17
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today is one of those days that it literally hurts my entire body to get up and out of bed.

these 50 minutes of class today better be worth it… fuckers.

Jan 16
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Jan 13
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that hilariously awkward moment when your dad hands you a bottle of patron and says, “don’t do shots of this, emily. it’s too good for that. savor it. note how it’s not cuervo…”

you’d think i was mexican/lived in a mexican household. common misconception seeing as my favorite day of the year is cinco de mayo…

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