GPOYW: me, upon getting woken up when everyone was specifically directed to not do so.

here’s the thing.

alcohol…
beer: full
wine: sleepy
vodka: on top of the world
tequila: happy
rum: “fuck everyone!”
gin: ew
whiskey: “i’m going to die.”

and remember: life is too short to drink shitty liquor… that’s right, put that bottle of burnett’s (nail polish remover) back on the shelf.

one of the things that annoys me about summer…

Everyone thinks it’s ok to go braless. While for some, the look is subtly sexy, for others it’s a disaster. Know your body! If you are questioning of your boobs look unusually saggy in that dress without a bra, don’t do it. friendly advice, as always.

(Source: dogsoftheinterwebs, via ryanpls)

don’t be fooled by your emptiness. there’s so much more room for happiness.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

I’ll Never Dream I’m In Love- Kaskade vs. Alex Guadino

seriously though, i think kaskade’s set from EDC:LA was one of the best i’ve heard.

but seriously… truth.

no fucking way haha

(Source: alanmmedina)

okay, i’m dying.

i have a crush. and this is really stupid because i am all giddy and shit. i don’t do that. ever. he’s tall, super fucking nerdy but in a good way so i can have chats with him about the beauty of minas tirith and whatnot, fashionable on accident, long/messy hair that accentuates his strong jaw line and cheekbones. the best part is that he is absolutely CLUELESS that he’s so good-looking. i am definitely using that to my advantage. ah! i’m so smiley :)

i might be fifteen right now and not twenty-one.

i don’t even know why i’m agreeing to go out drinking with you…

but i do at the same time. and i hate it. go away. fack. this will be interesting.